One of Dave's favorite places to play music is the South Pasadena Music Center and Conservatory, in South Pasadena California, USA.
   
 
  Inside the Music Center and Conservatory, Dave has fun singing and playing with his pals.
   
 
  A little cowboy listens up.
   
 
  Music to take home and enjoy with her friends brings a smile to a pretty face.
 
  Here's Dave being goofy at his niece's wedding. How would you like an uncle who acts like this?
   
 

Dave performs at South Pasadena Music Conservancy
  Dave sings songs from his new CD, Teaspoon at
a Time,
for the first time in public, at the
South Pasadena Music Center and Conservatory.
 

People of all ages are girnnin' and groovin' to the sounds.

 

Riddle This...

What can be made by many different things,

can be many different shapes or sizes,

created for various reasons,

and can shrink or grow with time?

Answer

 

Riddle This...

What is the only thing that you can put into a bucket that will make it lighter?

Answer
Dave is thinking to himself, "Now which one of these little white and black buttons am I supposed to press?" And look at that shirt. I wonder if his mother dresses him?    
Kids on stage
After the show, it's everybody on stage to get silly and goof around. Goof around yourself by pointing to the picture.

Click the play button below to hear Nuthin's 2 Tuff from Dave's CD, Teaspoon at a Time.
Jump to the lyrics

Click the play button below to hear Smelly Jellies from Dave's CD, Getting Bigger.
Jump to the lyrics

Click the play button below to listen to the song Stretchin' the Truth, from Dave's CD, Dunce Cap Kelly, and you can follow along on the lyrics.
Then, take the Listening Test that follows to see how well you listen (or read).


STRETCHIN’ THE TRUTH
words and music by Dave Kinnoin
©1993 Song Wizard Music (ASCAP)

verse one:
I was doin’ a little fishin’ at my favorite fishin’ hole.
Just me and the sky and the pond and my eye on my fishin’ pole.
Then, all of a sudden, wham! I felt a tug, and that tug was strong!
The fish I reeled in had to have been… ten feet long!
(Ten feet long? Hmmm…)

chorus:
Could it be you’re stretchin’ the truth a little bit?
I don’t think I can trust you as far as I can spit.
I do believe you’re havin’ an exaggeration fit.
Could it be you’re stretchin’ the truth a little bit?

verse two:
I was havin’ a little footrace with a very fast friend of mine.
We ran like the wind as both of us grinned at that finish line.
Then, all of a sudden, vroom! I threw my legs into “super power”!
I leaped to the lead and won at a speed of… ninety miles an hour!
(Ninety miles an hour? Hmmm…)

(repeat chorus)





bridge:
We are not suggesting you’re a liar.
Oh, that would be an awful thing to say.
May we simply advise you it may not be wise to
Get quite so carried away?

(repeat chorus)

spoken interlude
I myself would never endeavor to cleverly re-write history so as to make my words and deeds more remarkable than they already are. To do so would only diminish my role as a key player in the human drama, someone whose magnificent skills are in such demand, I hardly know which multi-million dollar deal to sign next.
(Multi-million dollar deal? Hmmm…)

(repeat chorus)

Listening Test

Click the correct answer to hear it sung:

Q. How far can you trust someone who stretches the truth?